A few choice excerpts from Asian Women Need To Stop Dating White Men:
“It is obvious that White men, a group that is infamous for watching movies, have harnessed this stereotype and now use it to justify pouncing on unsuspecting Asian women. They do this, of course, to feed their own twisted need to feel masculine and dominant, while exotifying, objectifying and dehumanizing you poor Asians. You hear that Asian women? They think you’re exotic, like Fanta Exotic. That’s right. White Men think you’re about as human as a carbonated drink. Think about that for a second.”
“And, like they’re not even dating you for your looks, because, like no offense, but you all look kind of similar, so they’re dating you purely because of your race. Can you even fathom how racist that is? Seriously, am I like watching a new Disney Channel show called “That’s so Racist” or what the fuck is going on around here?.
Oh and what are we white women supposed to do now then, that you’re like, totally dating all the white guys? Are we supposed to like, go for your men? No offense, but they’re like kinda short and nerdy and not very hot. I mean they’re perfect for you, you’re like made for each other, but white men kind of like, belong to us.
Okay, that came out a little disjointed or whatever, but I was super mad when I wrote this. Asian women, you need to say no and stop being victims of White guy’s racist power fantasies, and conversely, White guys why don’t you back the fuck off, stop preying on poor Asian women’s weakness, and like come back to me and my friends already.”
Haha!!! Worst. Satire. Ever.
And a good demonstration of Poe’s Law…Judging by the comments on Thought Catalog below the post in question (which read more like a troll piece), it’s got everyone in a right tizzy, but before you get all riled up, relax…The OP Anne Gus also goes by another moniker – AryanofValhalla. Or maybe it’s Wendy Les…Hang on, are we even sure what’s real anymore? I’m still convinced Wendy Les is also a fake.
Either way, this is meant to be a spoof, and it has got everyone talking…which is the point. Speaking as one of the targets of this article, I actually found it funny. But the truth is that no one would have taken it so seriously if racists like that didn’t exist. And if you want to take the generalisation further, aren’t ALL women objectified by men anyway?